Have you ever been chatting with someone and they say something so wildly inappropriate that you have to look around and make sure 1- you’re awake and 2- there isn’t some Punk’d-esq prank happening?

“WTF” and I dated for, maybe, a grand total of a three weeks. He was older,  full of himself and had that ‘creepy sales guy’ feeling about him (shocker it didn’t work out, right?) The main reason I stopped seeing him was that he had a tendency of saying rather vulgar things. He was the guy with a sick joke over dinner that made you lose your appetite.

Thing was, after we stopped dating, he and I would still randomly exchange texts (terrible idea, by the way) until one day, he said something so offensive that I just had to block his number-  as in, called Verizon so he can’t contact me.

Background: My twin brother is in the Army and at the time, he was being deployed to Afghanistan. I did not handle this well. Seriously, I probably should have been medicated. Anyway, the day my brother left to start his deployment, my family and I saw him off at the airport and later, I decided to go walk around the mall in an attempt to distract myself from the intense anxiety/fear I was feeling.

While I was meandering from store to store, I received a text from WTF- he wanted to chat. I briefly explained to him the twin deployment situation, communicating  that I was in no mental/emotional state to talk. His response? 

“I found a girl who would be totally into a threesome with you and I – you in?” 

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He wasn’t kidding,it was legitimate question. Recalling this situation now, I’m still baffled. Obviously, I haven’t spoken to him since and never plan to.

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By the way, my twin returned home safely, in case you were wondering.

Also, per request of my sister-in-law,  I’m trying to work in more visuals. Dena, how’s this?